The friend or flatmate whose glistening fingers are always in your food.
Mr. Steal Yo Meal keeps very little in his own refrigerator. Eyewitness reports typically mention fuzzy half-eaten salads from Sweetgreen, cold lasagna, and the last slice in the packet of cold cuts. Though he is never seen preparing his own food, Mr. Steal Yo Meal is never hungry because in under a second, his arachnid-like digits can pilfer half a portion of fries and a pan full of pasta you were going to eat later.
Mr. Steal Yo Meal keeps very little in his own refrigerator. Eyewitness reports typically mention fuzzy half-eaten salads from Sweetgreen, cold lasagna, and the last slice in the packet of cold cuts. Though he is never seen preparing his own food, Mr. Steal Yo Meal is never hungry because in under a second, his arachnid-like digits can pilfer half a portion of fries and a pan full of pasta you were going to eat later.
1. "Your Honor, the defendant was caught smacking his lips despite having not cooked any dinner for himself. The defense rests."
2. "The Judge finds Mr. Steal Yo Meal guilty of Grand Theft Nuggets and sentences him to a trip to the grocery store on his own damn card."
2. "The Judge finds Mr. Steal Yo Meal guilty of Grand Theft Nuggets and sentences him to a trip to the grocery store on his own damn card."
by daltonjfk November 6, 2019
Get the Mr. Steal Yo Mealmug. Mr. Fats, Lowkey BEST dog in the ENTIRE world. Mckayla's dog is the best. Yes, everyone wants THEIR dog to be the best because its their dog and they love them very much. BUT NO! MR. FATS IS THE BEST SO YALL SHUT UP!
by TrinxBaku June 25, 2021
Get the Mr. Fatsmug. Mr Haaf is a really cool guy, he’s like the living re-incarnation of bear, he makes geography actually fun. He also lets us watch CNN 10 which is awesome.
by Utter_Lozer September 27, 2024
Get the Mr Haafmug. by TheReal7E September 15, 2022
Get the Mr. Hansenmug. The portion of a document, typically a recipe or set of instructions, that includes leaps in logic that the reader cannot follow. The instructions can either be overly vague or misordered in such a way that it is not possible for someone to follow correctly the first time.
The original recipe
Two eggs, one cup of vinegar, one tablespoon full of flour. Beat all together and add two tablespoonfuls of vinegar, if not very strong, and one cup of cold water. Flavor with nutmeg. Reserve whites for top.
The original recipe is missing cooking time, cooking temperature and includes a final instruction that changes the first instruction.
The original recipe
Two eggs, one cup of vinegar, one tablespoon full of flour. Beat all together and add two tablespoonfuls of vinegar, if not very strong, and one cup of cold water. Flavor with nutmeg. Reserve whites for top.
The original recipe is missing cooking time, cooking temperature and includes a final instruction that changes the first instruction.
Your recovery documentation was full of Mrs. Berkley's assumptions; it caused a worse outage than having one device down.
by GenesysWave July 22, 2025
Get the Mrs. Berkley's Assumptionmug. 
A man who is sometimes considered like a pedophile. The origins of his pedo ways is linked to his claims of "IfShe10I'm10". He greatly supports rape as he finds it stimulating, and often the feet of Britt cause him great distress from his inability to lick them. He also spams eminem lyrics and enjoys long rants about his ball abuse, most notably where an intestine feel into his testicles.
by Superman14 July 7, 2014
Get the Mr. DEDEDEmug.