crisp monkey 

1. Crisp Monkey
An incredibly stupid comment. Usually made whilst pissed up. A comment so moronic that anyone else could see it was a really bad idea but hey, you said it and now everyone's laughing at you.

Same entomology as "Darth"

Andrea: That guy you were dancing with is such a Baby-Man.
Audrey - He's my cousin, and I'm Taking him home with me tonight

OMG, Andrea just said a Crisp Monkey.

crisp monkey by Nickel550 June 5, 2005

alabama squaling monkey 

a woman of african decent that lives in alabama who gets nasely penetrated after being flatulated upon.

i was about to hook up with this chick until i realized she was an alabama squaling monkey.

alabama squaling monkey by luvs2sploodge August 20, 2011

northern monkey 

Alex the best manager in the world

northern monkey by Anonymous September 30, 2003

Monkey Shines

There are two definitions used for Monkey Shines.

1. A fight or dispute among friends

2. A rut of bad luck

def. 1 - Johnny and I had a bit of the ol' monkey shines this evening

def. 2 - Will these monkey shines never end?

Monkey Shines by starlightdreamer92 December 29, 2008

northern monkey 

See D. Appleton

northern monkey by BB September 18, 2003

muffin monkey

A euphemism for silly. Most often used in a description of a person, but can be applied to other nouns.

"You're a regular muffin monkey."

muffin monkey by DeByrus February 1, 2006

Bronze Monkey 

A variation of the Brass Monkey (Which is Old English 800 drunk to the top of the label then filled up with orange juice)
Where you take the OE and drink it to the top of the label...then filling it with iced tea

I was all outta OJ so instead of Brass monkey, I had to go with the bronze Monkey

Bronze Monkey by PeteyPij November 1, 2009