Get me hard, Retard

When you're drunk as fuck and need to get hard to take a dick pic.

Girl: "Bob, how big is your dick?"
Me: "idk wanna see?"
Girl: "Sure!"
Me: "Get me hard, Retard!"

by sharu3 November 16, 2018

go get your wallet

A really undesirable phrase to hear if sitting in camillas bedroom - go get your wallet is a constantly used phrase as that is where men normally keep their raincoats for thier little soldiers

"go get your wallet" = sex on the horizon = if your not involved get the FUCK out of dodge

by goochmeister1 May 22, 2004

can I get a piece

It means that you want to have sex with a certain person.

Hey baby can I get a piece of that fine ass!

by Jesse April 25, 2004

can I get 'em?

When someone says or does something that everyone else considers stupid or embarassing, most of the time, someone will speak up and say "Can I get 'em?" meaning, "Can I get ..." Well, actually, no one really knows what it is we're "getting," but people find it very entertaining to say. And if they're very ghetto, they just might take it a step further and actually swipe their hand across the back of the persons' neck to symbolize them actually "getting" something. And there you have it.

*John runs into a pole accidentally.*
"HAHAHA! Can I get 'em?"

"Dude, I just got rejected by this hottie down the street."
"HAHAHA. Can I get 'em?"

"How do you tie a tie?"
"Uh... can I get 'em?"

by Shorty McGangster November 23, 2005

Get Beat Muck

One says to another as a threat for bodily harm.

"Fa you" "You Get Beat Beat Beat Muck"

by Nick's Mom February 6, 2005

Getting Cutler'd

When the general population thinks that you are a pussy/bitch because they put a spin on your imagine and try to make you out to be a bad guy or loser.

Guy 1: Why the hell is Todd Collens the QB and Jay Cutler not in?
Guy 2: I don't know? He is on the sidelines looking alright?
Guy 1: Yeah, I know!!! The cameras keep panning to him and making me think he just doesn't want to play
Guy 3: Don't believe this crap!! He is "getting Cutler'd"
Guy 1&2: Oh! Yeah we should leave the more guy alone if he could play he would....I hate when people are "getting Cutler'd!"

by Eric Kacktastic February 25, 2011

Get it how you live

A way of telling a person who's doing shady shit ex stealing that they gunna have the same thing happen to them as in karma or in the same way it can be a threat or a promise to return the favor someone who got something stolen would tell the thief just wait you gunna get it how ya live basically letting the thief know he's gunna steal his shit

Say bra, you stole from me hell nah just wait you gunna Get it how you live dog.

by Tyson mosier March 13, 2019