Friend Filching 

The act of digging down through friends social networking pages looking for people to add to your friends.

After Jamie's parents finally let her get a MySpace account, she needed to do some "Friend Filching" to boost her totals.

Friend Filching by Papa B February 13, 2008

Friendbase 

What myspace junkies use to refer to their excessively inflated list of friends who wouldn't give them an m&m if they were ethiopian.

Def 1:

Homie 1: Dawg, my friendbase is massive, and look how sexy my women are.

Homie 2: How many of them have you met in person?

(silence)

Man, Rihanna's friendbase has started to dwindle ever since... well, ya'll know what.

Friendbase by Mr. Reality Music February 25, 2009

Friend Wreck

When your friend does something that ultimately ends the relationship, i.e. lies, steals, etc...

M: Did you hear that our mutual pal's divorce is going through, he just told me on Tuesday.
J: He told me his wife's moving here next month!
M: What a liar!!!! This is a total friend wreck.

Friend Wreck by PBM2 November 9, 2009

Friend 

Someone who's there to help you zip your pants.

*stands with fly down facing friend* "Hey, could you zip this?"

*friend zips pants withough question* "The fake nails got in the way again didn't they?"

"Yeah..."

Friend by lives4music14 September 12, 2011

Friend 

Some one that'll fuck you over, and you don't even mind

HA you a gay ass friend
Thanks

Friend by I am mason price April 29, 2013

Friend Zone 

Imaginary; an excuse that a guy uses when he can't get laid and/or a girlfriend .

Guy A: Bro she totally friend zoned me.

Guy B : Nah, dude it's just you can't laid. The "Friend Zone" is just fake.

Friend Zone by WaveMonsters September 19, 2016

Friend Zone 

Being Friend Zoned is much more than just simple rejection.

It comprises overt rejection coupled with an implied glimmer of hope often intentionally cultivated by the female in hopes of being able to call on the rejected patsies specifically male agency value ( protection, bill paying, car repair, ego massaging, listening to sob stories about A-hole boyfriends, etc).

Sara strung Paul along for 3 years in Friend Zone hell because she liked being able to snap her fingers and have him come running like a puppy. What an evil, using bitch!

Bianca decided after their date that Paul wasnt for her . She thanked him for the date but told him to please not bother call ing again. Bianca has my respect.

Friend Zone by JoffaR December 30, 2016