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turtle cheese

A chewy substance that is formed from only the truest and most pure rabbit's milk.
"Man I could really go for some turtle cheese right about now."
by turtle.cheese.lover708 July 23, 2017
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Cheese Frenchee

1. When you and a friend from Wisconsin have cheese curds in your mouth and when you French kiss, you swap curds

2. A deep fried grilled cheese
Once she shared that cheese frenchee, I knew she was the one
by Cheese Austin May 15, 2022
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Cheese toastie sexual

I walked into my sisters room to find her masturbating to micow with a cheese toastie in her flaps. I said oh my god you are cheese toastie sexual
by Cheese toasties October 10, 2021
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Cheese and Crackers

When you butt fuck a white bitch in a tub of melted processed cheese.
Person 1: man I just butt fucked this white bitch in a tub of melted processed cheese.
Person 2: damn a Cheese and Crackers I did that last week
by Heavy Burden May 5, 2023
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Cheese grate

When someone uses too much teeth when giving a blowjob, thus “cheese grating” the victim’s penis
“I’ve never gotten worse head than when that freaky girl in 11th grade cheese grated me in the back of AP Lit”
by ausdeb June 19, 2021
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Cheese

Why the fuck are you reading about cheese its fucking cheese u fat cunt
Billy : Hey whats cheese
Tom : *Grabs a Knife*
Billy : *Eats The knife*

aka this doesnt make any sense
by CavenBalls May 17, 2018
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