The Crystal Ball

A move in sexual intercourse in which the bottom is mounted from behind whilst the top shaves their head bald. Upon reaching optimal shininess of the scalp and being ready to finish, the top pulls out and ejaculates all over the freshly shaven dome of the bottom. This eruption is followed promptly by the top rubbing the semen into the skull, closing their eyes, and telling a fortune.

Dude, my new girl is really into astrology, so I hit her with the Crystal Ball last night.

by michaeldvca June 8, 2023

fuck it we ball

sounds like masturbating, but you would be surprised

Someone: fuck it we ball
Someone as well: *you* ball

by nzeu October 29, 2023

Dwarf Wrecking Ball

A dwarf with massive muscles.

Person 1: I cant get any women, im to short.
Person 2: Just become a dwarf wrecking ball

by Bonk police September 7, 2023

super multi ball

When a penis 3 balls.

Bob: I have a super multi ball

Tod: you fucking loser

by Super multi ball September 15, 2023

Down Bad Badly

An extreme level of down bad.

Author Gene Geter's penultimate chapter in his Direct Message Series is named Down Bad Badly.

by Banana Gator September 27, 2023

Cock and Ball Torture

cock and ball torture consists of putting your balls inside a toaster,blender (i did that one it feels good),etc you should try it :3

HEY BABY LET ME GET COCK AND BALL TORTURE

by Miles Morales dady November 15, 2023

Popcorn Taki Ball

a Popcorn Taki Ball is a popcorn ball with a taki sticking in it halfway, it is meant to be ate by holding the taki and eating the popcorn ball then after you finish the ball, eat the Taki

do you have a popcorn taki ball?

yeah its good

by Amogus😳 December 20, 2023