cat shepherd

The second career for a straight modern feminist woman when she has rejected all men in her league, but "refuses to settle" and "knows her worth".

"Did you see Norma at the class reunion? she didn't come with a date, guess she's still single."
"I heard she was a cat shepherd now."

by Aurora Garnet June 10, 2022

Tapping the Cat

When a girl masturbates

"I'm gonna go tap the cat now"

Guy #1: "I heard Lynn was tapping the cat. What's that mean?"

Guy #2: "it's just another word for masturbating, man."

by iamyourdaddy6669 April 23, 2015

cat the pat

it was pat the cat until some random hobo decided to change it to cat the pat

and that random hobo was me

random 53 iq guy:cat the pat!

normal person:what

by B_ R_ U_ H October 29, 2021

Funny Cat GIF

A Funny Cat GIF (FCG for short) is a Gif of a cat do something funny.

I quite like Funny Cat GIFs

by Robert_RoboMole March 11, 2024

Cat Clan

A group of furries that identify themselves as cats, their leader is Lunar.

Person 1: "Hey check out these people I met on the internet"
Person 2: "That's the Cat Clan"

by Nousenpaihahahaha May 22, 2021

Cat got your thumb?

In Messaging, a subtle inquiry as to whether the other party composes text at the same speed he or she composes thoughts.

This is not a trick question. It's a week late, where's my package... (long pause) Cat got your thumb?

by Zappin' Nap April 29, 2021

Cat got your thumb?

In Messaging, a subtle inquiry as to whether the other party composes text and thoughts at the same crawl.

This is not a trick question (long pause)... Cat got your thumb?

by Zappin' Nap April 29, 2021