Broke Dick

That tall tell insult that you heard your grandmother tell your grandfather as there walking by a group of very pretty young women. As a reminder that his days of wishing he could tap that are long over

Listen old man, pick your tongue up..You old broke dick bastard. You got to get it up before you get it out

by Nick Danger Brother January 17, 2022

Digital Dick

A phrase when sexting or dirty talking online

"Do you want my digital dick, babe 😍"

by Jade Broccoli March 25, 2019

dick listic

When u dont care about the dick size .

Im not dick listic about the size of his penis

by Dick listic October 18, 2017

Zip dick

When your zipper catches the skin on your penis

Usually rips your penis skin (foreskin)

FUCK I GOT A ZIP DICK AGAIN

by PLPLPLPLP December 21, 2021

foggy dick

An unpleasant condition that may or may not occur when an individual has placed his penis in too many inanimate objects for a sexual release. Common examples include (but are not limited to); donuts, shoes, charcuterie, and; perhaps most dangerously of all; car windshields.

Person 1: "What's . . . what's wrong with that guy?"

Person 2: "He's got the foggy dick, man. Put his dong where it don't belong too damn often."

by An Irritated Koala March 24, 2016

Mooby Dick

The act of titty fucking a fat man with moobs.

Greg likes to treat his man to some Mooby Dick.

by The E-Radicator September 24, 2014

Dick Dap

When two men stroke eachother until they are both semi-erect. After both parties are semi-erect they proceed to slap their dick together(or Dick Dap) until they are both fully erect

“Damn bro my girl just broke up with me”
“Damn bro wanna dick dap to feel better?”
“Damn bro how’d you know!”

by $lummp3d September 29, 2021