new jersey pine

When you probe gabes asshole with a mike and Ike

Yo I just gave your mom a New Jersey pine

by YoooBoiii May 5, 2014

New Beers Eve

The night of new years eve when many beers are consumed. This should be the day of the year when the most beers are drunken then all.

Andrew: "Drink up its New Beers Eve."

Bryan: "ahhg dubblefrunk shhhpppfff (drunk mumbo jumbo)"

by Secret Spy Club December 17, 2010

New Jersey necklace

A “pearl necklace” in the armpit.

Jenny was tired of giving a BJ but was open to accepting a New Jersey necklace.

by McKherj May 11, 2023

New Zealand Green

"New Zealand Green", also referred to as "Kiwi Green", is a relatively uncommon term used to denote freshly made Cannabis or Marijuana in New Zealand.

Colon: Hey man, got some fresh New Zealand green for sale. Only 5 grand, you interested or nah?

by æaææææ December 23, 2023

media new money depletion

when your daily and weekly newspapers don’t have an hour’s worth of reading material on business ideas.

The media new money depletion kept most people from being wealthy.

by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018

New Hampshire Hedgehog

The act of when a man rubs a ballon on his genitals, making his public hair stand straight up and pointy.

Judy: Why is Mike's wife wearing an eye patch?
Billy: Mike accidentally poked her in the eye with his New Hampshire Hedgehog last night when she was sucking him off.
Judy: Oh my!
Billy: yes.

by Fat Dirty Jew July 31, 2023

Virgoæn National News

Also known as VNN, this is the Virgoæn Federations most famous form of News distribution.

I trust the Virgoæn National News.

by Randonarchy April 2, 2021