licky licky ball bags

when your sack feels dry and you need a special someone to moistin it up for you.

hey sheila, get over here and licky licky ball bags!

by matthewonie November 25, 2013

Tea Bagging my Joke

To add on to a joke after the punchline thinking it will be funnier -- and failing.

Bob:Hey Jim...What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

Jim: I dont know Bob, what?
Bob: The taste!
Trish: and the smell!
Bob: bitch quit 'tea bagging my joke'!

by Darnell Jenkins II February 04, 2010

Hit in the face with a bag of nickles

a person with an unattractive face.

Did you see that ugly girl our friend was talking to? It looks like she got hit in the face with a bag of nickles.

by adam_420 June 29, 2007

Dingle Berry Douche Bag

A shit Faced person who doesn't know what they are talking about

That dudes a real dingle berry douche bag

by holaamigos56 March 30, 2009

can i bag you

Getting a girls number

I’m going to shoot my shot like I’m Devan Booker “can I bag you”

by Ethan is a qt May 19, 2022

I need a medic bag

When you are going through something so painful that you are screaming for a medic bag like Dallas from the video game Payday.

*walks on a lego*
"AAAAAAAAAAARGH! I NEED A MEDIC BAG!"

*alarm clock rings at 6 a.m on winter*
"AAAAAAAARGH, I'M DYING ! I NEED A MEDIC BAG!"

by DallasIsDown February 04, 2018

Kansas City Bean Bag

A sexual surprise. As your partner starts moving towards performing a blow job quickly move up and forward, there by slapping your partner in the eyes with your testicles.

Guy1 " Did you let that hoe blow you at the party the party last night?"
Guy2" She started to but I changed my mind last second so instead I gave her the ol' Kansas City Bean Bag instead."

by Kc-Chris September 16, 2015