Needle Shits Old Fart

An old person between the age of 50 and 75 who doesn't realize what impact their grumpy mood has on the people around them.

For example the scene from A Million Ways to Die in The West, featuring the main characters father sitting in a rocking chair. The father is a Needle Shits Old Fart!

by Dill weed October 3, 2023

Fart

The best thing to do when somebody asks you if you will marry them.

"Will you marry me?" Fart. "Oh. Ok."

by WHATCHU DUUUUU May 22, 2019

Cuddle Fart

Somewhat like a Snuggle Fart except it doesn't have to be with a significant other, it could be with one of your kids.

I was cuddling with my daughter when I let out a cuddle fart (aka Air Biscuit).

by Dlancelot September 5, 2017

sniffing a fart

a sour countenance

Larry: Did you see Sylvester Stallone on TV last night ?
Mary: No, why ?
Larry: He always looks as if he is sniffing a fart of some sort.
Mary: Yes, you are right, I've noticed that too.

by cutthecards December 12, 2023

Fart hypocrite

Someone who is disgusting or annoyed when other farts, but has no shame in doing it themselves.

Timmy "Bro, your fart is disgusting"
Jimmy "sorry dude"
A few minutes later...
Jimmy "dude, you farted whilst I was yawning dude, I can taste it"
Timmy "hehe"
Jimmy "Fart hypocrite!"

by Whiffo July 20, 2025

Gas Farting

When you manipulate a flatulence situation to make your partner believe they, in fact farted when you know it was you.

Honey why are you gas farting me?

by Sinor skeezioli March 16, 2025

Fart Mcstinkleton

A fart that stinks but the fart sounds like a sort of gentleman’s fart, kind of a graceful and respectful fart but it still stinks really bad.

It can also mean a funny thing to say randomly usually when you and some others are in awkward silence.

The most used way is an insult, like if someone didn’t do something you asked for them to do, you can say “Bro, you’re such a fart mcstinkleton!”.

No #1. Bro that guy over there did a little fart mcstinkleton and im finna vomit!

No #2. *Awkward silence* Fart Mcstinkleton!

No #3. Bro, why didn’t you do it you fart mcstinkleton?

by WiskaG July 13, 2023