CAT

Cat are god be kind to them or they will kill you.

Cats are god

by dfwyjrufweh uieg ytwdhgjshgyta February 20, 2025

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Cat-Dog

When you shit in another person's ass in a sexual manor

"Honey I want to try something new tonight"
"Like what babe?"
"Can we Cat-Dog?"
"Hell yeah!"

by Sinistersir July 17, 2023

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adventure cat

A god among people, the creator of everything and the ender of everything. Only the most legendary creatures can obtain the name Adventure Cat

Do you believe in Adventure Cat, Yes of cause I believe in god

by AdventureCat February 6, 2018

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Cat

Lazy potatoes

Cats are lazy potatoes

by Ghost*Writer September 9, 2022

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"In the hidden recesses of the internet, an eerie entity known as Smurf Cat emerged, a Smurf with a cat's face and a snail named Escargot on its back. Created by a mad scientist, its mission was to manipulate the internet through awful memes. Smurf Cat spread atrocious content, rendering unsuspecting users vulnerable to its influence. Its goal was simple: to dumb down society by making terrible memes irresistibly popular. With an army of devoted followers, it aimed to take over the world by reshaping it in its own twisted image. While this story is purely fictional, it serves as a darkly humorous take on the power of memes and their influence on the internet."

omg i wanna kill myself if i see another smurf cat meme

by momdestroynr.69420 October 25, 2023

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taco cat

a noob who has no idea what the meaning of life is and so, they turn to the one thing they are good at, fking other noobies and being a teachers pet and ace ing maths GCSE

Rae: urg, Laura you are SUCH a taco cat...

Laura:you meanie! just because I got an A* and you got a C- doesn't make me a taco cat!
Rae:well what about the fact ur always so nice to Mr Sonny?
Laura:thats cause he's marrying my gay father!
Rae:well what about the fact you f**ked James the other day?
Laura: ........................................ HOW DID YOU KNOW?
Rae:magiccccc....... ur definitely a taco cat, girl.

by REB7293_2223hfje October 24, 2020

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