You'll get fat

A phrase used by your employee when you bring up wanting to "move to another job". The employer knows the employee is severely underpaid relative to his or her responsibilities but is too disconnected to realize the reality of the situation. So, the employer uses some arbitrary phrase, that doesn't have to do with getting underpaid, in a last-ditch attempt/effort to get the employee to reconsider their decision. If some employee decides to apply and move on, the manager will make defamatory statements about the employee skills as a last resort to ensure they won't get the position.
Employee: "Hey, so I'm moving on to another XYZ position"
Employer: "Hmm, IDK about the XYZ position... if you moved on to that position, you'll get fat!"
Employee: "But what does that have to do with me trying to get into this position?"
Employer: "Anyways thanks for letting me know. But just so you know, you'll get fat!"
by bobbybrown432 July 29, 2024
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fat man's remorse

when one eats too much intentionally and then gets heart burn or feels bloated or throws up immediately afterward
something that girlfriends of fat guys everywhere have to put up with and there's no remedy to it because fat guys will not listen when it's in the heat of the moment with that beloved food item
"What's wrong with Mark?"
"Oh, he's just suffering from fat man's remorse."

"Baby, didn't I tell you you were going to have fat man's remorse? That's why you should've have stopped after the 8th piece of chicken!"

"This is the last time I'm experiencing your fat man's remorse. I'm just going to start withholding sex from you next time you want to eat those fried twinkies."
by randigirlfriend April 27, 2014
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Fat Sack

When you are born with 12+ testicles in one scrotum.
WHOA HE HAS A FAT SACK
by Ms. Mccain March 20, 2017
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Fat Sack

Get your lazy ass out of the fat sack. We have an 10 click hump and are Oscar Mike in 15.
by Bad Ass Dad April 15, 2023
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Pulling a fat

The term "pulling a fat" derives from Queens NYC street lingo. It is often used to describe an individual or organization whom displays behavior associated with the infamous Mohammad Khan of JHood. This behavior includes but is not limited to; flaking on moves right before they occur, making up an excuse to get out of a link, and capping in general.

Individuals who pull fats are considered highly dangerous. The NYPD recommends that if you see an individual pulling a fat you must contact the local authorities immediately.
Bruh moves is clipped this dude making up some BS excuse saying he lost his keys so he can't link smh this nigga stay pulling a fat
by QGTM juhurrrd September 26, 2021
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Fat axx

another way of calling someone fat.
by blametheblacks January 22, 2012
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fat lennon

a fat lennon is a very common type of fat rapper, mostly born in switzerland, capable of spitting wack bars
a: damn, listen to this!
b: oh, this is a classic fat lennon!
a: it sure is bro!
by May 11, 2019
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