Scottish tea party

A Scottish tea party is the act of placing the cold foot of one's wife betwixt the inner upper thigh of the husband and his sensitive and wholesome members to further the warming of the wife's foot. No other such foot shall ever be allowed for a given husband, once the Scottish Tea Party has been embarked upon, barring infidelity, will forever own completely both feet of said lady or whench, whatever she be. The lady will then be privileged to enjoy the company of a loving arrogant jackass who almost got in a fight at the Corvallis KOA over questions of honor with some rednecks.

One time I had to Scottish Tea Party my brother. We did not talk much after that.

by Dr. G. March 25, 2019

Party fry

The emotionally exhausted, mentally drained state that a performer might find themselves in after working one or more bookings in the event entertainment industry, especially events centered around children.

I totally can come over on Saturday night! Be prepared though, I have two events that morning, so I’ll probably have a bad case of party fry.

by Jendingo May 11, 2024

diddy party

P diddy had 1000 bottles of baby oil in one of his mansions so you can only assume what goes on behind closed doors.

"48 hours with diddy is a 15 year old's dream" - P Diddy

Friend: Yo I just got invited to the diddy party!!! Gonna be soo many hoes gang u tryna pull up???
me: fuck no my g, there aint gon be no girls there! u tryna get lubed by diddy??

by beandip69420 October 10, 2024

cherry party

A group of virgin females that get together with other males and the males pop their cherries. (May include alcohol to get the job done)

Jake wants to go to the cherry party to pop.

by tatisawe April 25, 2017

Alabama Birthday Party

A situation that devolves into a fight when there is no reason for it.

We went to our cousins first communion and it turned into a real Alabama Birthday Party when her parents got drunk and starting fighting after.

by Candyapplesnatcher October 5, 2025

Party Syndrome

When a person always has a need to party

Im sorry sir, but you have been diagnosed with party syndrome

by swaggerforever4321 March 9, 2021

Squib's Party

A party in 2008 where everything happened, you had to be there to see it.

Bert: "What the hell is a Tortledonkey?"
Curt: "You were NOT at Squib's Party in 08."

by 555_Jaydan July 22, 2023