Popularized in the 2018 novel "Death of a Guardsman", when the protagonist demands that his apprentice "gobble his coggle", meaning he wants to be deepthroated and gagged on. To have one's coggle gobbled basically involves receiving a really awesome blowjob that produces a full-body high that can't be replicated in unprotected sex. This is the best thing that can happen to a person. In fact, I'm getting my coggle gobbled right now. Ooooh yeah. OOOOOOOOOOOOH yeeeeeeeh.
*eggplant*
*eggplant*
"Hey Duncan can I have some money to go shopping?"
"I don't know, I'll definitely need something in return Felina."
"No! NO!"
"YES! MY COGGLE WILL BE GOBBLED! GOBBLE MY COGGLE!"
"This is the fifth time to---gobblegobblegobblecogglecoggle
"I don't know, I'll definitely need something in return Felina."
"No! NO!"
"YES! MY COGGLE WILL BE GOBBLED! GOBBLE MY COGGLE!"
"This is the fifth time to---gobblegobblegobblecogglecoggle
by YungHoratio February 17, 2019
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Get the boils my beans mug.Brush My Balls (verb) - 1) To convince somebody of something that isn’t true; 2) To exxagerate in order to be more convincing; 3) To lie to someone in order to spare their feelings, 4) To literally brush the hairs on a man’s genitalia for the purposes of either eliciting pleasure or grooming an otherwise unkempt ball sack back into a uniform condition so that you can then power suck his nuts without getting too many hairs in your mouth, though you’re bound to get some if they’re not shorn in the first place.
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You: “That’s a really good idea.”
Me: “stop brushing my balls bitch”
Her: “I really like your jokes”
Me: “shut up and start brushing my balls bitch”
Him: Do you want to brush my balls?
Me: No, I want to tell the truth ...(fag)
Me: “stop brushing my balls bitch”
Her: “I really like your jokes”
Me: “shut up and start brushing my balls bitch”
Him: Do you want to brush my balls?
Me: No, I want to tell the truth ...(fag)
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