Double Gunning

Pleasuring a girl using a Vulcan salute

“Hey Jim I double gunning Uhura last night and she simultaneously farted from both holes”

by Dr.H.L.69 August 13, 2021

double bingo

A simultaneous orgasm

Pool bartender... "hey you two look happy what have you done today?"

Couple... "we just closed the curtains in our cabana and managed to get a double bingo!"

by Romandell October 21, 2017

Double alphabet

The belief made by retards that the alphabet exists in a double form and also does not contain the letter L.

A friend of mine believed there was a double alphabet. He was proved wrong on many occasions.

by Uncle Travy Scott December 13, 2020

DOUBLE POKER

The name given to a very unfortunate looking female. I'm certain parts of the country a paper bag is called a poke

Did you see that chick with the jacked up hair? Only had 2 teeth and a big nose. She's a double poker.

by Gray Ass Crack December 4, 2018

Double Dub

A synonym for a win-win scenario

"That's a win-win." "Nah bro, it's a double dub!"

by FlatStanLEE April 29, 2024

double shower

When you go to take a piss and you sneeze right as you start the stream, successfully showering yourself in two different bodily fluids

Doug: *whips it out*
Doug: *sneezes before stream begins*
Doug: Woah, that was dangerous, I almost gave myself a double shower.

by legendsword2 September 5, 2016

Double Chin Check

To inform a person that they have submental fat or a double chin for the purpose of shaming them into having facial liposuction.

I hate to double chin check you Pacho, but if you want to get into my pants then you should think about getting facial liposuction under your chin, here's my surgeons card.

by darpasneak December 7, 2018