Cheese farmers of America

A person who regularly collects their built up cheese growth from their uncircumcised cock, and either keeps it as a trophy or eats it as a snack. Also known as CFA

As a professional cheese farmers of America, I have to set an alarm every day to remember to collect my delicious cheese.

by Coltbolt5000 February 27, 2025

mom cheese

a slang term from the late-20th century which is synonymous with mother.

Mom cheese is going to be mad that I didn't come home before curfew.

by livefreediedirty February 22, 2021

cheese-miker

someone named Mike who has way too much cheese stored in their Car

Wow, Mike! You're such a cheese-miker!

by ballsackcheese900 December 9, 2021

Cheese toasty

Whilst performing anal sex with someone who has smeg, the receiver lets out a hot fart on the Givers penis.

Cs: “omg did you hear what ch did to ws last night?
She gave him a cheese toasty”
Hh: “whats that?”

Cs: “ they were doing anal and she farted on his cheesy dick”

by Twiggy twang February 10, 2024

Jacksonville Cheese Pull

(noun)
The act of having intercourse in the doggy-style position and finishing in your hand, then you smack your partner on the buttocks.

Named because when you pull your hand back, it resembles a cheese pull from any of your favorite cheesy dishes.

"She told me not to get her pregnant, so I had to pull out and give her the Jacksonville Cheese Pull"

by Garchomp808 December 13, 2024

cheese

code name for someone who is thick

that cheese is looking good!

by rockwt leaguers August 30, 2019

green-cheese

Bizarre, off the planet, might have come from the moon.

Rejecting all the evidence, Tim stuck doggedly to his green-cheese conviction that the indigenous population had arrived only 700 years ago.

by Claude Ball November 18, 2017