Tea Bagging my Joke

To add on to a joke after the punchline thinking it will be funnier -- and failing.

Bob:Hey Jim...What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

Jim: I dont know Bob, what?
Bob: The taste!
Trish: and the smell!
Bob: bitch quit 'tea bagging my joke'!

by Darnell Jenkins II February 4, 2010

Hit in the face with a bag of nickles

a person with an unattractive face.

Did you see that ugly girl our friend was talking to? It looks like she got hit in the face with a bag of nickles.

by adam_420 August 1, 2007

Dingle Berry Douche Bag

A shit Faced person who doesn't know what they are talking about

That dudes a real dingle berry douche bag

by holaamigos56 March 30, 2009

can i bag you

Getting a girls number

I’m going to shoot my shot like I’m Devan Booker “can I bag you”

by Ethan is a qt May 19, 2022

Kansas City Bean Bag

A sexual surprise. As your partner starts moving towards performing a blow job quickly move up and forward, there by slapping your partner in the eyes with your testicles.

Guy1 " Did you let that hoe blow you at the party the party last night?"
Guy2" She started to but I changed my mind last second so instead I gave her the ol' Kansas City Bean Bag instead."

by Kc-Chris October 29, 2015

Wet Paper Bag Scenario

Wet Paper bag scenario

Davidisom - this strike is like the wet paper bag scenario - Useless

by davidism1 August 9, 2022

I need a medic bag

When you are going through something so painful that you are screaming for a medic bag like Dallas from the video game Payday.

*walks on a lego*
"AAAAAAAAAAARGH! I NEED A MEDIC BAG!"

*alarm clock rings at 6 a.m on winter*
"AAAAAAAARGH, I'M DYING ! I NEED A MEDIC BAG!"

by DallasIsDown February 3, 2018