I feel like shit

Feeling really ill, maybe you have a hangover.

"I shouldn't of had that much wine yesterday, I feel like shit."

by Damnitscam March 3, 2017

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I don't give a shit

The act of not caring about something.

-Derp: Hey, can you go clean up th--
-Herp: I don't give a shit.*Flies away*

by M364 November 3, 2013

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I ain't even mad

A phrase used when a situation that would normally bother you is done in such a way that you can't help but be impressed.

Friend 1: *calls friend 2* Hey bro have you seen my bike?

Friend 2: Yeah bro my car had a flat I had to use it to get to class.

Friend 1: Bro you didn't even as...wait that's like a 20 minute drive by car!

Friend 2: Yeah man I wasn't even late.

Friend 1: Damn bro, I ain't even mad.

by u_so_ugly_though December 14, 2015

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I Did Not Hit Her

1. It’s not true, it’s bullshit, I did not hit her, I did not.

{Oh hi Mark}

Friend 1 (has not seen The Room): I can’t believe they’re saying this about me, I did not hit her!

Friend 2 (has seen The Room): it’s not true, it’s bullshit, you did not hit her, you did not *limply throws water bottle*

Friend 1: Huhh??

Friend 3 (named Marcus) shows up randomly

Friend 1: Oh, hi Mark.

by Alex-2598 February 23, 2021

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I want to kermit suicide

Kermit just wants to die. So do i :")

Me: i want to kermit suicide

Kermit: me too

by Timeforteletubbies August 21, 2018

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“Can I Get A BRUH..”

“Can I Get A BRUH..” is a phrase when there is a bruh moment. Someone would say “Can I Get A BRUH..” and someone else would say “BRUH”

Sierra fell on the floor..and said “Can I get a BRUH..”

Kortney dropped all of her belongings in the middle of the crowd and said “Can I get a BRUH..”

by Kortney and Kameron February 13, 2020

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