Cum

Cum

Cum

by the cum fondler August 22, 2023

Own Cum

Own Cum - To masturbate and shoot a cumshot onto your face and/or in your own mouth.

My girlfriend caught me masturbating and as my punishment, she made me taste my own cum!

by Evo Zondo May 30, 2024

Cum Barnacles

The result of dried cum growing up into an actual creature, but is immobile

JIMMY: Why can't you clean your screen off? It's so dirty.
SEAN: The cum barnacles bite me whenever i try to clean it. Really fucking annoying.

by Afawoopster March 5, 2019

Cum quad

The male equivalent of a “Karen”. One whose wife wears the pants in the relationship and has a bigger set of balls. King of manginas.

Brad was being a real cum quad today.

by Douchealot September 14, 2020

Jesus Cumming

Jesus did cum in his time he had cum 3000 times as soon as he was born.

I was watching Jesus Cumming

by JESUS CUMMING April 5, 2023

Cum Cadet

A person who is interested in sperm and often times collects sperm samples. Some extreme cum cadets Ingest sperm because they think it gives them special powers.

guy “dude who is that guy carrying a jar of cum?
other guy “ well it’s a cum cadet of course”

by Wiener boy July 13, 2020

Cum Slut

Kelsey.

Kelsey is a bit of a Cum Slut

by Spoopy January 13, 2018