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News to Me

A phrase said when someone tells you something new you never heard before, usually when it is about death or other shocking events.
Person 1: Bro the President has Coronavirus!
Person 2: News to me!
by zdoesgaming March 4, 2021
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New England Puckerburner

The act of soaking a tampon in Spicy Cajun Mustard and inserting it in your rectum.
I can't come to work. My partner did the New England Puckerburner on me last night and I won't be able to sit at a desk for a week.
by Helvecta Heresy January 8, 2025
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Gay New Yorkese

A slang lexicon used primarily by those identifying with LGBTQIA+ identities in the region of New York (and parts of New Jersey). Though the origins of this linguistic phenomenon hail from NYC and its surrounding territories, with the help of the Media (popular shows such as Will & Grace) and the Internet, Gay New Yorkese has spread across the United States and the world. Gay New Yorkese includes colloquial metaphors, abbreviations, sounds, and even emoticons!
I don't know what you read from my conversation with him, but in Gay New Yorkese, he literally said "You have a nice chest. Fuck me." Who knows if I will ever hit that.
by SparkySpring June 22, 2017
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new jersey sponge

The New Jersey Sponge is sometimes a last ditch effort to conceal a lady's period and other times is a sexual act for those who enjoy food in the bedroom. It consists of taking a Twinkie and placing it inside of the vagina. This sexual act is not for the faint of heart as it runs the risk of an increased chance of yeast infection.
Michelle frantically dug through her travel bag, she only had a few minutes to get back to the boardroom for the meeting, she was horrified to find that she would need to resort to the New Jersey Sponge technique.

Julie was excited about Bradley coming over later, she knew he had a thing for food and was hoping to try out the steamy new maneuver she read about on Urban Dictionary, it's called the New Jersey Sponge, and it is H O T.
by Expert $Ex Machine November 17, 2020
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New York Slice & Dice

The process in which a person murders a rival by slicing his or her (or their, lets be politically correct, here) throat with an incredibly stale and sharpened slice of New York pizza.
"Holy cow man! What happened to Tony?" "It looks like the old New York Slice & Dice..."
by The Real Fart Monger April 6, 2022
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New Nigger

The billionaires and the puppet politicians they installed who orchestrated the Great Q Coup. They sold us all into slavery, and now want to take away our jobs in the name of their shit "Artificial Intelligence" programs.
Person 1: "So, who are you going to vote for?"
Person 2: "Well, it's new nigger vs. new nigger, so I'm going to sit this one out."
by Publius0987 April 6, 2025
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new zealand zest

ejaculate; cum; jizz

Can be added to the food of someone you dislike. Note that this act is probably illegal.
"I just finished a handjob and topped off my dickhead roommate's dinner with some new zealand zest.
by Marcanus Aurelius December 10, 2015
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