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Fart asshole

When u cum but no cum comes out
Me:Shit i just cumed but no cum came out
My homie: bro u just fart assholed
by Ugly ah mf January 16, 2022
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Fart tard

When you fart on a kid with special needs and they jizz in there pants because they are so surprised
Hey do u want to get fart tard on you ugly retard.
by Whyubeingqueefy April 21, 2021
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Fart

When your stinking lil dad farts up loudly... And you think it is a pig's fart...
my dad's fart smells awful
by fartinshit May 13, 2022
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dick farting

expecting a high quality blow job, he experienced a low quality dick fart

the act from going 6 to midnight is quite easy. the act from going midnight to 6 is helped by dick farting.

i would still rather get dick farted then listen to a girl quiff.

she holds the guinness world record for the loudest dick fart. she is now a lesbian.
by elgatoloco January 29, 2014
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Finishing Each Other’s Farts

When old folks in a long-term marriage are so attuned to each others needs and so productive of flatus that they’re able to finish each other’s farts. Literally.

Not to be confused with:
> Fart Finish - When you determine the winner of a race using a puff of colored gas instead of a photograph
> Fart Finnish - The Scandinavian practice of keeping a fishbone in your anus so that farts come out silently
Looking in the Time Machine, what did I see?Tommy and Tammy, sitting in a tree. First comes love. Then comes marriage. Then they’re struggling to get up the stairs in their old house, hand-in-hand, finishing each other’s farts.

Respect.
by whooer's your daddy November 11, 2018
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fart

by saulgoodmanic January 8, 2023
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Fart

Some dumb dirty ratchet nasty shit dirty people like to do because they think it’s cute
🍑💨 auuaaaghhh that was a good one I just farted hahahaha
by Fart dookie poop litty bums September 12, 2019
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