Brown Nose Tucker

When you tuck your dick between your legs and she sucks it from behind, while nosing your assailed as she sucks.

Got a hell of a Brown Nose Tucker last night at your mom.

by Johnny Bravolo July 8, 2021

brown jewel

The best player on a shitty sports team.

Relief pitching is probably our biggest asset. Craig Kimbrel is obviously the brown jewel.

by Meribald July 9, 2021

brown jewel

The opposite of 'crown jewel'. A shiny dud.

Craig Kimbrel is the brown jewel of the Cubs' 2021 fire sale (after losing 12 of 13).

by jimbo_yourmom July 9, 2021

gabe brown

gabe brown is the best hottest person periodt

gabe brown is the best human ever

by Liz <3 July 11, 2021

stained the toilet brown

To make something worse and still naively believe it became better.

She stained the toilet brown with her bug fix.

by [Supermeganightmarewanderer19] September 26, 2012

Brown Stories

When someone gives a fancy frilled up story to make themselves seem greater than they are or to simply make conversationor to make themselves seem better than you. Could be identified when you call somebodies bluff as well. More common known as the Derogatory term known as Bullshit. Also, these stories are most commonly given within the brown population {(Iam brown :)} nuff LOVE

Avtarinder: YOYO homie i banged 4 virgin girls this sunday
Me: Really, at your church i thought you said you were at service all day?
Avtarinder: Uh No no, Not alll dayyy, just most of it
Me: Ooo, Nice where they from?
Avtarinder: Uhh Caledon, Milton, Ajax..
Me: You didnt phone me to reach?!?! Also you dont drive your mom drove you to all these places?
Avtarinder: Uh Naw naw.. We got fam functions there homie...

Me: (In my head) Ok brown storiesssss!!!!

by Lingo357 October 23, 2012

Brown Sack

verb. To leave, to depart, to exit from, to get the fuck out of, to dip, to bounce out.

Dude, Jamie and i were about to have sex, but then i smelled her clam-like crotch and had to brown sack, so i went home.

by emoeed December 16, 2012