serengeti tongue

When you are so high that you have the tongue very dry, like the serengueti dessert. Is a common expression in east Spain. (Lengua Serengueti)

''Oh man , i'm very high i'm feeling serengeti tongue''.

by Mad Lost Kid August 9, 2017

Dirty tonometer

The sexual act of farting directly in someone's eye. (Tonometer is the tool used by eye doctors to test for glaucoma by emitting a puff of air on the ocular surface)

"I got pink eye. I bet it was from when that bitch gave me a dirty tonometer."

by inCozNito September 29, 2017

2 tonne machine

The 2 tonne machine is a beast of a machine which can hold 10 big macs in each leg.

The rumble of the 2 tonne machines coming makes people cry and run in fear of being crushed by big boy ben.

by Ben Booth October 13, 2017

Two-tones

A simple minded mix chick

Time to go to bed two-tones

by Pricanangelface October 17, 2017

Scraggly tony

A discriptive way to reference a guys junk, specifically junk that’s hairy or scraggly in any way.

mannn, that dude has a scraggly tony!

by toadrangler November 1, 2017

flip tong

A Chinese girl between the ages of 11 and 79

I went to China town and a flip tong ate my ass

by McKenna adams November 15, 2017

yellow tonic

Bottom shelf liquor.

The only think you’ll find at this bar is coors light, and the finest yellow tonic in town.

by FUCKALLIDON'TNEEDTHISSHIT November 27, 2017