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news

news is when you mix lie with truth to make it more believable
boy1- do you want to go to the mall

girl1- i cant i have basketball practice

girl1 to girls 2 - i do have practice but im not going so im not lying its just some news

girl 2 - yeah bad news for him
by Lickdoor October 10, 2017
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New

by Solution August 8, 2022
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New jean srupda

New jean srupda 뉴진스럽다

: A recent slang used in Korea nowadays
: Meaning something is selfish and petty.
A: I'll use youtube for the team project.

B: Nope. You can't. Only I'm going to use it!

A: Ho that's New jean srupda
by 한국인 현자 June 23, 2024
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new jazz

A subgenre of trap and pluggnb known for using weird synths that sound somewhat funky and jazzy, as well as wonkier 808s, more experimental melodies, and more "natural" sounding drums. Not to be confused with Nu Jazz, which is an entirely different genre.
"I'm listening to some New Jazz"
"What, like Flying Lotus?"
"No, sorry I know this genre name is stupid"
by Faulty F. October 24, 2023
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New Nigger

The billionaires and the puppet politicians they installed who orchestrated the Great Q Coup. They sold us all into slavery, and now want to take away our jobs in the name of their shit "Artificial Intelligence" programs.
Person 1: "So, who are you going to vote for?"
Person 2: "Well, it's new nigger vs. new nigger, so I'm going to sit this one out."
by Publius0987 April 6, 2025
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King Of New York

You become the king of New York after striking against The World. (A little hyperbole never hurt anyone?) You get plenty of benefits too!! Like a pair of new shoes with matchin’ laces, a permanent box at the sheepsheads races, Pastrami on rye with sour pickles, and more!
You: *almost dies from the cops beating you up for striking*
Some guy named Racetrack: THERE I BE. AINT I PRETTY? ITS MY CITY. IM THE KING OF NEW YORK.
by NWS4VR August 17, 2024
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new zealand zest

ejaculate; cum; jizz

Can be added to the food of someone you dislike. Note that this act is probably illegal.
"I just finished a handjob and topped off my dickhead roommate's dinner with some new zealand zest.
by Marcanus Aurelius December 10, 2015
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