dick mom

The only girl you f*cking/ the girl taking care of ya d*ck

Just here posting my dick mom

by 18gdup May 9, 2021

UR MOM

Ur mom is a important part of every sentence.

Joe: Hey, what r u doing today?

Deez: UR MOM

by urmomisgoodsoup April 7, 2022

Moms life

a phrase many roadmen and black people say. most of the time theyre chatting shit (lying)

bob: you took my sweets!
david: moms life i didnt

by eeveelover42069 February 8, 2024

your mom

the funniest and best comeback in the world!!!

"HAHA I BET JAKE LIKED UR GIFTTT"

"i bet your mom liked my gift last night" #EPICGAMERMOMENT

by super funny sunny October 12, 2021

Mom

A girl that can has gave birth to a child. They are almost always fat.

I love you mom.

by iknowwords109 February 13, 2023

ur mom

ur mom gae

ur mom: gae

by dinonuggetsdiedandrevived December 31, 2019

phoenix mom

A mom full of rage and more magicial than a horse with a horn

She’s a. phoenix mom, beautiful disaster but she puts the Hot in Psychotic.

by PhœnixMom March 7, 2019