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Your mom

Everyone's response to anything
Gupta: hey man, what are you doing tonight?

Abdul: your mom
by makaylas super simp October 10, 2022
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The woman I did last night. Just kiddin it’s just the woman you came out of.
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bill: Hey jimmy wanna go shopping later?
jimmy: no but you know what i do want to do.
bill: what?
jimmy: ur mom
bill; *suddenly drops dead*
jimmy: *does bills mom*
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your mom has a dick. it says it right there
I like how your-mom-has-a-dick. its nice.
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ur mom

a highly intellectual phrase used as a punchline; it is considered one of the funniest jokes ever conceived globally on earth; government officials within area 51 have also reported that aliens, too, view this as the most humorous phrase known to their existence.
"Hey Conner! I just got a girlfriend!!"
"Really Ava?? That's awesome, what's she like?"
"...... ur mom."
*hysteric laughing noises ensue from both conner and ava*
by dykerella September 20, 2022
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