person 1: bro should we go digging straight down?
person 2: bro NO
person 1: why???
person 2: because its suicide
person 2: bro NO
person 1: why???
person 2: because its suicide
by jojo siwa stan 10000 August 13, 2019
by Poopiepoo69 April 13, 2018
The act having an umbrella inserted into your anus (handle first) then your partner opens it. Followed by the act of running around creating enough draft to pull the umbrella out.
by The Original Aviator January 26, 2022
An act in which you place two slices of bread in your buttcrack while a Bigfoot in a gimp suit paints you like one of his
French girls to the sound of Freebird. This is typically performed in September.
French girls to the sound of Freebird. This is typically performed in September.
I took off the first weekend to Canada, in hopes of a little low down dirty toaster action. It was aight.
by CyberBigfoot April 22, 2024
by CR7andmessiisGOAT November 28, 2023
by Pulmig October 08, 2017
Let me break it down for you, Mark. Your mother and I have a relationship that's all about a master/slave dynamic. When I said she was more like a pet to me, I meant that in the most literal way possible. Remember that time you found a dog collar under the couch and I told you it's because we were getting a dog? That was a lie, son. Truthfully, your mom likes it when I put her on a leash and walk her around the backyard. She's usually naked, of course. I can't explain why, but the whole thing is her idea. She'll piss on trees, sleep in dog cages, chew up furniture -- she once took a full-sized, adult woman shit in my dockers. Your mother is one fucked-up slut, Mark. And I love her, but im not bringing that energy back to Viltrum with me. Frankly? She scares me sometimes. I don't know who molested her or how they did it, but there is some dark juju in that woman's head and I just dont know I'm strong enough to fuck it all away.
by collegegrappler December 25, 2023