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Cum

A white substance that comes out of your penis when it gets longer and harder from excessive motion (also known as erection). Within the cum are sperm cells that eventually meet with egg cells in the female to form a fetus. If you want to prevent this, wear a condom.
Kid: Why was my pee white?

Dad: That’s cum, son.
by I make words it is fun May 16, 2023
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cum-apult

the cum-apult flew across the living room
by pookieposts January 17, 2023
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All Cummed Up

energetic, determined, and full of strong feeling, usually excitement, also can mean anger
"oh man, I am so hungry right now, I'm all cummed up for dinner tonight!"
by FunGuyRobbie March 13, 2024
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Cum Slut

by Spoopy January 13, 2018
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Cum rocket

Similar to a snot rocket. You squeeze your dick and small cum rockets shoot out. As Jimmy Neutron used to say, gotta blast!
Big Easy: I was shooting snot rockets on golf course the other day. They were so big, I was filling divots.

Stoney: That’s dope. I was shooting cum rockets the other day. They were so big, I could fill whores with them.

Big Easy: I wanna be like you when I grow old.
by Stoney69 November 24, 2023
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Cum Coning

Inserting a funnel into the anus or vagina and ejaculating inside
Cum Coning - Similar to cum funneling but non orally
by MOIST TATERTOTS June 11, 2018
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Cum Dumpster

Mark: I just dropped my kids off at the cum dumpster
Mary: Thanks Honey
by penispoopyhead May 12, 2019
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