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Penis

A stunning masterpiece, the one and only thing on this earth to wake up for. The magic of an erect, hard, firm, bulging rock hard cock is just so pleasurable to one they cannot stop the urge to drool all over it, the massive veins when it's at its peak of its blood circulation is just incredible.
He was asleep, so I tied him up ever so quietly and gently not to wake him. I forced 4 viagra without lube ;) as far as my tools on hand would let me take them far up inside his asshole. He awoke suddenly, saying 'what the fuck are you doing you pyscho cunt' "I said 'shut the fuck up and take it like a good boy should" smacked him clean across the face with a baseball bat, not so hard as to knock him the fuck out very hard to hold back I must say but the master plan was to have that 9.5 inch PENIS hard as the the metal pole that he was next to take in his now enlarged rectum.
by Pycho Dick Blower March 15, 2023
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Penis

When you are writing what a pen is and forget to put a space.
Me: darn, my penis broken.
Friend: what?
Me: I mean my pen is broken.
by Dankali February 23, 2022
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Marks penis from Mars

A huge mountainformation on Mars that is called "Marks Penis From Mars". The Name comes from the person who saw this awesome mountainformation first...

Its a Definition for a special and huge type of men's joystick
Wie look at that Body...did you see that awesome Marks Penis From Mars?
by Wastlwastl July 27, 2017
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penis

when daddy and mommy love each other a lot, they want to show it physically so daddy puts his penis in mommy’s coin slot
Girl or Boy 1: “Oh my what a penis
Girl or Boy 2: “I heard he has a small penis
by tr1xiie June 9, 2024
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PENIS BIG

girl:you are small
You: No my PENIS BIG
Girl: Ok lets f***
by BIGBOI ;) October 19, 2018
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Penis-Sex-ballssssz

the type of nigger-faggot too shove thew wii remote up their asssss
Joshua, that fricking Penis-Sex-ballssssz
by ImgoingtooBLOwwwww September 25, 2023
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penis

dude what did u do last night?”
“just penis hbu”
“DUDE WHAT TF”
“what? it was a good night
i’m your step dad “
by chkoe June 28, 2021
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