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monkey-chomping

The excessive lip smacking and/or noises made while a minority is eating
Hey Larry, I can hear that Jiggaboo monkey-chomping over there!
by IH8Libs November 4, 2021
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Blog Monkey

Someone who has stumbled blindly onto blogging, became quickly obsessed, learned the ropes, and now spends quite a bit of time blogging.

Inspired by magazine article: This Trained Monkey Spends Most of Time in His Master’s Workshop (Sep, 1929 Modern Mechanix)
Wow, you are quite a blog monkey! I didn't know you even knew how to blog.

Any blog monkey can write a blog if left alone long enough with a computer!
by THE Martini Mike December 29, 2010
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Monkey Hat

When a Haitian shits into a coconut and then puts the coconut on someone’s head
Kaden: Yo I saw someone get a monkey hat last night!
Jamal: That was me!
Kaden: SHEEEEEEESH
by Daddy Piccolae December 24, 2021
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monkey principle

When a woman won't leave a partner or group of friends until she has found a suitable replacement, like a monkey swinging from one vine to another, generally because she can't stand being alone.
Suzie just left Fred and now she's fucking Johnny? Monkey principle in full effect!
by AflacDuck77777 September 1, 2010
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Smack that monkey

Verb; Pregame of clapping them cheeks. It’s the best way to end a Saturday night, the monkey isn’t gonna smack itself. Ya heard?
Dylan fled from Danville to hurry home & smack that monkey.

I was on my way to the hiney, but first I just had to smack that monkey to make her happy.
by King Draco November 24, 2018
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Geeky Monkey

He is a geeky monkey
by Sri_1729 November 13, 2019
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the monkey knows

in the 60's LSD sometimes heroin users referred to a mystical spiritual out-of-body experience, they spoke about the all-knowing " monkey ". Beatnics, poetry readings, tams Tams sort of scene.
by p0kerface February 14, 2019
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