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Time travel

A thing that contrary to popular belief, cannot cause paradoxes. The only way you would be able to kill your grandfather would be to kill him after your father was born, in which case you never met him in the first place and that will be how it's always been. In any other case, you are physically unable to, for you will inevitably be stopped or change your mind. When you go back in time, you are only able to do what has already happened.
guy: Ima prevent (Insert unexpected disaster here) from happening
*Boom boom kapow time travel*
guy: the end is nigh!!!
people: haha crazy person

Back to the future and the umbrella academy are still great btw
by udontknowmeidontknowu April 27, 2021
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It's Bread Time

You're stupid it's 'It's water time' not It's Bread Time bread doesn't do anything
by o'liver liver June 9, 2022
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Part time new yorker

A part time new yorker is someone who lives in NJ or CT but commutes to work in NYC.
"yea im part time new yorker I dont wanna pay the insane rent here, id rather just commute"
by kumquatually August 31, 2025
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Nap time lil nigga

Person one: yo it's nap time lil nigga
Person two: fo sho
by Nap time lil nigga September 17, 2023
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screen time

The opportunity to negotiate for extra hours of screen time from parents, akin to spotting parking spaces for a driver. It requires keen observation and timing to seize the moment when parents are less vigilant or distracted.
My little brother has mastered the art of screen time; he knows exactly when Mom is busy and swoops in for an extra hour of gaming on Roblox!
by Emotional Cruiser July 20, 2025
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Skyrim Time

A grossly underestimated length of time.
dude: I'm only going to play Skyrim for 30 minutes before my date tonight.
(six hours later)
I just gotta finish this last quest.
girl: I guess he meant 30 minutes in Skyrim time.
by emonayyy April 10, 2013
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Time

the thing that goes lightspeed when we play but slows down to the speed of a turtle when we hate the event happening such as school
uugh why is time go brrr when i play minecraft!
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