bloated, big bag of blotation

used to describe someone who is drunk beyond belief and has little awareness of their surroundings

that guy is a bloated, big bag of blotation

by jason shetland July 5, 2008

brown paper bag money

money earned from selling dope

I don't know how I'd make it without that brown paper bag money.

by pacmanrolle July 20, 2008

Douche Bag Galore

My friend who is now obsessed with the Urban Dictionary. She now tortures me with her nonsense use of made up words.

Ash won't shut up. She's a Douche Bag Galore.

by lindacrter October 9, 2008

Hot sauce in my bag

Hot Sauce is the name of Beyoncé's baseball bat.

"I got Hot Sauce in my bag, swag." - Beyoncé

by 𝓒𝓘𝓝𝓝𝓐𝓜𝓞𝓝 𝓢𝓣𝓘𝓒𝓚𝓢 November 27, 2016

South Jersey Sand Bag

When a man shoves his testicles into a woman's ass and then ejaculates on her back.

Guy 1: Did you bring a rubber tonight?

Guy 2: Nah, I'm just gonna finish up with a South Jersey Sand Bag.

by Slophole91 August 30, 2010

T-Bagged by a taco

putting a taco in someones mouth while there asleep or passed out

we put a taco in nicks mouth while he was asleep.

by Jonnymac July 10, 2005

Mexican Bean Bag Toss

A game played by tossing a bean bag across the room at an opponent attempting to hit them in the face with it. Hitting the opponent between the eyes acts as a multiplier. Each person takes a turn and throws three (3) bean bags. When both players take one turn results in one (1) round. After round three(3) the points are added up and the loser has to stand w/legs agap as the winner takes all six (6) bags and hurls them at the losers "Bean Bag".

Points

Chin = 10
Cheeks =5
Nose= 25
Forehead =15
Between the eyes = x2
In the eyes =no points and ends turn for that person

Last night we got drunk and played Mexican Bean Bag Toss. I lost and Man do my balls hurt!

by kirby floyd April 21, 2014