moist penis

A moist penis is when you bust a nut at your wife's funeral.

Hey guys I just got a moist penis last weekend.

by SuckMyPenisWrikleTillIBustANut July 4, 2017

gaint penis

Very big penis

Wow caimyn has a gaint penis

by Caimyn November 22, 2017

push penis

Having a so much of a gunt that one must push to find the penis

That guy has a push penis

by Yoda dog December 20, 2017

Micro-penis

A small tiny penis, only works when they smell strawberries. They love big boobs. mostly attached to people who call them selves sparrow.

Hey that’s sparrow. He has a micro-penis.

by Engine 3 February 20, 2019

julians penis

Big juicy slong dong that fucked your mom

Julians penis is a pimp who fucks bitches

by Jakes massive dong April 11, 2019

kadens penis

Very small shriveled and Gay looking.

Boy: Look at my mad dick babe
Girl: EWWWWWWWWWWW! It is such a kadens penis

by NizNut November 1, 2019

Smallest penis contest

A contest where the guy with the shrimp dick gets the prize.

Irish guy- All right, my penis is smaller, its always been smaller.
Other guy- No, not so fast, mine is smaller buddy, I'm not giving you this one.
Asian guy- Shut the fuck up both of you, you're both stupid, mine is the smallest.
Irish guy and other guy- Fuck he's gotta have us by a half inch, I think he put ice on his dick before we started.
Asian guy- There is no ice, no acupuncture, and its not a trick, I get prize for smallest penis contest!

by Solid Mantis November 25, 2019