Stephen King

Someone who makes novels and short stories.

Stephen King is not a king

by Pillockss2 March 26, 2026

Alaskan king crab

The Alaskan king crab is were someone take an erection snaps it in half and eats it

Hey nick I'm gonna give you the Alaskan king crab tonight

by BLEHHHHHHHHHHHHHH March 27, 2026

Egyptian King

Mohammed Salah

Did you hear salah scored?

THE EGYPTIAN KING

by Liverpool97 July 14, 2025

Crust king

Someone who is actually normal and lets it crust after dropping a deuce. Basicallly, they NEVER wipe. sure it starts to itch and it builds up over time, leaving stains on your u derweat, but thats just proof that you're a crust king.

Person 1: Yo, are you a Crust King or a Wiping Weirdo?

Person 2: A Crust King, duh.

by BigMamaBS July 24, 2025

Bengalozorus king

A legendary term for an outrageously massive, awe-inspiring dick. We're talking prehistoric proportions, this beast doesn't just show up, it arrives. Known to rearrange organs, wreck spines, and leave smiles for days. A Bengalozorus King isn’t just a cock—it’s a damn monument.

She said she could handle it... until she met the Bengalozorus King.

by GoblinsLover August 3, 2025

Rat King

A rat king is a player who does not seek to play for enjoyment, fun, or with any kind of sportsmanship in their mind. A rat king does not only seek any competitive advantage, but excels in frustrating opponents. What sets aside a ‘rat king’ from a ‘rat’ is his/her abnormal ability to score ridiculously jammy goals using the DDA system.

‘Mbappe is definitely the rat king.’

by sxmmydouglxs August 7, 2025

Kardio king

boy who does cardio. Joe.

Joe is a kardio king

by mixedfruitjuice August 7, 2025