A fat wreck is a person, usually someone who is heartbroken or fucked up over a relationship, who has eaten their feelings, usually a large amount of junk food, and perhaps alcohol, and has reached the terminal capacity for food, and has no choice except to examine themselves, and the wreckage of chip bags, pizza boxes and beer cans littering their domicile.
A fat wreck can also be a large wreck, or a big mess.
A fat wreck can also be a large wreck, or a big mess.
"Man, what happened to you? Why is our apartment a disgusting mess?"
"Linda broke up with me, man. I'm a fat wreck."
OR,
"That ten car pile up on the freeway was a fat wreck. Traffic was terrible."
"Linda broke up with me, man. I'm a fat wreck."
OR,
"That ten car pile up on the freeway was a fat wreck. Traffic was terrible."
by GabbaGee May 26, 2016
Get the fat wreckmug. by fatuteri September 16, 2016
Get the Fat Uterimug. A big stinky band from Pennsylvania. They rub their big cheesy hands all over instruments, and spread a message of love and protected sex to young, likeminded individuals.
by SapBoy May 19, 2018
Get the Fat Handsmug. by anonymous December 6, 2024
Get the fat pussy munchermug. by Anredeys June 26, 2017
Get the fat doughmug. Ottawa, Canada. Not the "home" of the Blues exactly, but the Blues foster home when the Blues were having adolescent problems and got kicked out of the house a few times for bad behaviour and letting their room get all skanky.
Blues Fan #1: Geez, where can I hear some good blues now that I'm out of Gitmo' but can't get into the states?
Blues Fan #2: Aww. Bummer dude. You should buy some snow shoes and move to Fat City. They've got it all. Canadians invented the Blues.
Blues Fan #2: Aww. Bummer dude. You should buy some snow shoes and move to Fat City. They've got it all. Canadians invented the Blues.
by Dali Clama December 14, 2013
Get the fat citymug. A line Spoken by The Narrator in The Stanley Parable/Ultra Deluxe If you stay in the broom closet long enough.
Stanley was fat and ugly and really really stupid, he probably only got the job because of a family connection, that's how stupid he is.
by Stanley-P July 7, 2024
Get the Stanley was fat and ugly and really really stupidmug.