Cheese van

A police vehicle in South Africa. They used to be yellow during the Apartheid government, hence the reference to cheese.

Hide your stash, there are some cheese vans ahead.

Don't send me nudes of your little sister, I don't want cheese vans to stop at my house

by munky82 January 26, 2018

country cheese

It keeps you from getting deported when you cross the border

Carl: "How are you here right now?"
Jose: "You know the country cheese."
Carl: "it's lit, esketit."

by BigOlDoinks September 18, 2017

Pat The Cheese

The act of forcefully holding in a fart.

Dude, I have to fart so bad right now.

Just pat the cheese!

by The rapist!! February 19, 2012

Smegaroni and Cheese

When ejaculate gets stuck under the foreskin.

You see that? That’s Smegaroni and Cheese!

by smashcentury July 27, 2022

Cheese Weight

a task or process that is undeniably easy or can be easily done.

"How hard was the math homework bro?"
"Na bro, that shit was cheese weight!"

by Motocross Rider 3 May 31, 2019

chuck e cheese

A Retarted Furry

A retarted furry yelled at me AKA chuck e cheese

by THINKROBOT May 11, 2021

Cheese Grater

A person who wears braces.

He is such a cheese grater.

by JingleHangle January 4, 2018