Cat Nonce

Someone who puts their middle finger up the rectum of a cat

Oi Tom, how many times do you need telling, get your finger out the cats arse! Stop being a cat nonce

by Manz a fish cuz December 16, 2021

Cat ring

The oily spot left on your blankets or couch where a cat sleeps.

I have to buy a new blanket every few months because the cat ring won't wash off.

by JoeyBomm May 13, 2023

Jelly Cats

A great person who is always there for their friends and helps alot when you're going through stuff. An all round great person who you are lucky to be friends with! They also love gore

Person 1: Jelly cats is awesome!
Person 2: ye! They helped me out of a rough patch the other day!
Person 3: is it true they have jelly beans instead of brain cells?

by DragonQueen 75829 November 15, 2022

eating cat

ALF Eats Cats

ALF: I'm eating cat
Willie: don't fire me

by MayDayMeh August 22, 2017

Cat Face

A daylong sleepiness that includes crusty eyes and a similarity to a sleepy cat and exhibiting a feisty cat like state.

Danggg girlll, have you seen Katie. She's got title cat face.

by Doula719 June 8, 2015

Cat

One of the kindest girls you will ever meet. Cats play many different sports all year around and dominate the court or field at every one. Her game face is something to be feared but her skill is even deadlier. She is quick to compliment and slow to judge. You can always find a good, loyal, uplifting, smart, and wholesome friend in a Cat. warning, Cats tend to be clumsy and plus their love of sports they tend to get injured quite often. Make sure you protect your cat from protruding chair legs and table corners. All in all these people are beautiful, loveable and all around amazing people. Her compliments are always sincere and will brighten your day no matter how bad it's been. Her laugh is infectious and how she balances school and so many sports and activities and does well in all of it will always be a mystery to us humble folk who are not Cats.

Person 1: Did you hear? Cat broke her leg saving the softball game and is now in a wheelchair
Person 2: Why does that not surprise me?

by MoBean May 13, 2022

Cat

not dog

my cat is not a dog

by three lines March 20, 2020