penis man

penis man is a urban legend that brakes into your home and steals your shower heads. he hides in closets and watches you from a distance.

ur my penis man

by tthomamho January 7, 2022

Penis

A penis that is 7-8 inches long. It us used for having sex, it either goes into a girls mouth, ass or vagina. It also produces a large amount of cum when you wank.

My penis went into her vagina and produces a large amount of cum when you wank

by Bigb0yeatsshit August 4, 2020

fingernail penis

A derogatory term used to describe a male genitalia, comparing its size to that of a pinky fingernail.

Don't worry, her new boyfriend has a fingernail penis anyways.

by T.T.doe October 29, 2012

right-angled penis

A right-angled penis has a perpendicular bend to the origin of said penis

My friend Niall is like captain hook. He's got a right-angled penis!

by hutson.kphrar July 25, 2014

Penis

in the 1920s it was slang for im hungry

kid. mom penis
mom. okay heres some food

by anonymous February 28, 2022

smeggy penis

when your penis starts making cheese

Lee: "Dan Dan! I also have a smeggy penis"
Dan:"A smeggy penis?"
Lee:"yeah"
Dan:"Wait if you get some bread you could make a sandwich!"

by stuart the supa cool September 7, 2018

penis

The long (or short) thing that you use to put in a girl's vagina and push really hard going in and out getting cum in the hole and getting them pregnant. the harder you push the better it feels.

I fucked a girl with my penis. It was good.

by grabit pushit March 9, 2021