Cat

A fluffy loaf

Cat

by Puperchimos August 16, 2023

Cat Calling

When one Whistles into a Women's Vaginal Cavity ;)

Oh right there Cujo keep whistling Wap you Cat Calling Jack Hammock

by Mr. Bedevil January 13, 2023

Cat

Hairless dog that is also feisty with sharp claws. Lazy hairless dog

My cat is so feisty!

by KitKatCheese March 15, 2020

Cat/Valenphobic

When you want to opress the person Cat or Valen

Cat/Valen: You hobnob lookin ahh bitch, you be lookin like my dead grandmas ashes!!
Ajax: Im Cat/Valenphobic istg.

by ajax96 December 30, 2022

iPad cat

a cat that has seen so many videos and/or games for cats that they try to tap/play with any screen they see and are no longer engaged by regular cat toys. they need to play with a screen to stay entertained, much like an iPad kid.

friend: “why is your cat pawing at your phone screen?”
me: “I showed him too many cat videos and he became an iPad cat”

by kskaps January 21, 2023

Watermelon Cat

A cat that is sitting on a watermelon. Yeah I don't know how this became an insanely popular meme. Society is just crazy these days.

"If I fits, I sits."

~ Watermelon Cat

by rest-stop-999 April 18, 2024

Death Cat

When your feline friend sadly passes and is deceased, it will come back to life from the grave (or wherever you’d put it’s body) and be called “Death Cat”

“AHH! Your Death Cat is disgusting!” - Some Guy Off The Street

by Someone_Randum June 21, 2022