Penis

Something that proves god is real

And why the fuck did you search this up

ur penis is small as fuck

by Old Bread April 30, 2023

Matthew's penis

A very average dick. Some might even say slightly below average.

"Did you hear about John? He's got Matthew's penis"

by MattDidAThing April 30, 2023

PENIS BOWLING

When a group people with penis(s) engage in PENIS BOWLING they are setting their dicks up as pins while another rolls a bowling ball off a ledge as to land on the men. The last one to leave the group wins.

Yo James wanted to know if you would like to join us for a game of PENIS BOWLING

by lookitup! May 5, 2023

penis

the 53 dfined by the 2. in time it all comes around. five men wandered across the arid sahara with nothing but honey and beeswax in their pouches. when the time came for hydration they had no hcoice but the drink from the penis. thank you for your time

penis penis

by henry cow May 5, 2023

penis

the penis goes in the arse.

ernesto just had penis

by sexbot69996 May 7, 2023

big penis gameplay

its when you play games with a big penis

wow i watched a big penis gameplay last night it was crazy

by Onur Muslu May 11, 2023

Kentucky Fried Penis

Kentucky Fried Penis is when the woman gets a man to agree to have sex with her to get the man's penis to fuck it to try and make it turn into a hotdog or smoked sausage.

Today my girlfriend wanted to have sex with me to make a Kentucky Fried Penis. She said let's get that raw Kentucky Fried Penis cooked in my human oven.

by Applebutter1991 May 13, 2023