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Penis Licker

"Man, they're such a penis licker."
by Spidermanfucker2045 March 13, 2023
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you know, that dangly thing between your legs if you're a man? the one you piss out of? the one you CUM out of?
Person 1: yo look at my penis
Person 2: Why are you even asking me to do that?
by Charuzu March 27, 2023
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a penis is something you pull on back and forth to open the cum doors
by ncrfilmsisabeast July 22, 2020
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'john you have a penis'
by thegreatkzza January 6, 2021
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penis sighting

a moment of real terror for most people, knowing too much about a close one's body.
"why is alex crying"
"oh a penis sighting"
by wonderfullydead October 25, 2015
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Alligator Penis

To possess a pair of perfectly round and free of hair testicles.
Damn, bro, your father’s the biggest alligator penis i’ve seen in my entire life!
by arxhangel July 22, 2023
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Pro penis

The worst spot in a rotation, you dread the thought of it all day.
Bro I had the worst kids go down pro penis earlier
by Djduhddhd August 15, 2023
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