Super duper friend

A friend that is your best friend in public and always knows what you need but in private knows what you need which is usually to be pinned against the bed and taken care of until your legs shake. They are honestly the only friend you need.

Sorry babe I can’t make it tonight I have to go talk to my super duper friend about a problem I’m having.

by Misterstealyourgurl June 21, 2023

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Best bully friend

The friendship Toulay and Joaquin have.

Toulay attacks Joaquin 24/7 but they are still close buddies which is what they call, best bully friend.

by Toulay😝 October 29, 2023

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Romance and Friend-Dance

When you’re really physically attracted to your friend but don’t want to date; the concept falls between a casual hookup of smash and dance and the other serious concept of ride-and-bride.

When you’re really attracted to someone but know you’re not meant to date and agree on a middle ground for booty calls, that arrangement is defined as “romance and friend-dance” meetup until we leave the sheets.

by candiedbones September 21, 2021

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the friends💀

nowhere because you don't have one💀💀💀💀💀

teacher:wheres the friends💀 you:i don't have one... teacher:explains

by it's time to drink water October 23, 2022

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branden shawty bae ultimate emu best friend

a very deadly parasite
symptoms that you have this parasite consist of having no money, not being able to win in game pigeon, having your Spotify completely taken over, sharing gum, disgusting locker syndrome, missing children and random songs from "brandens happyplace" stuck in your head

if you're experiencing any of these symptoms leave before its too late or don't

branden shawty bae ultimate emu best friend do you have gum?

by Callingallmonsters January 30, 2023

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