Two headed turtle

a squating position with a semi erect penis and half extruded bowel movement

I was in the woods and had two headed turtle behind a tree/ I was laying in bed and showed my two headed turtle to the ol lady

by Bignz December 21, 2020

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juju head haven

where one goes to meet the acid dealer

Milos: “Bro the acid dude made us drive far out.”
Ev: Yeah bro we in Juju Head Haven

by LilMilos August 30, 2019

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Old Indian head

When a women sits down on the toilet to pee and gives a man a blowjob while peeing.

"Holy carp man, the girl last night was so crazy she gave me some Old Indian Head in the morning after."

by Spaceman616 March 28, 2023

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3 headed dick

A pink juicy jawn that don't stop. Usually found behind the crystal on old nat

Jerren was bored, so he licked on the entire 3 headed dick

by Re the oG July 16, 2017

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1. Encouraging directive made by a male for a female (or male, if that's how you swing) partner to directly engage the head of the penis in either oral, vaginal or some other orifice-centered sexual act.

2. A derogatory exclamation made from one male to another as an insult, much akin to telling someone to "suck my dick".

1. Girl: "Ooh, baby, I am feeling so sexy right now....." Guy: "Well GET UP ON THE HEAD, girl!!!!"

2. Guy 1: "You need to get out of my face, man..." Guy 2: "GET UP ON THE HEAD, you fucktard!!!"

by BDOG47 May 27, 2017

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