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Time-Pumping

The act of driving to solely purchase gasoline in an effort to waste time efficiently.
Friend 1: "Where's John? We were supposed to go the game."

Friend 2: "Oh, he's time-pumping again.."

Friend 1: "What the hell is the point of driving to just get gas?"

Friend 2: "No idea."
by Codester91 July 29, 2011
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I am currently muted at this time!

The person saying this is typically muted and probably for a good/bad reason, this is why they are not saying Good Job! or Welcome! If they are saying this, they are probably using a command to say this and want to be unmuted.
I am currently muted at this time! -sillycat :3 2025
by fennixf3nnix August 31, 2025
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Jarrod Timing

When perfect timing meets perfect luck. It's important to have Jarrod Timing when placing wagers, fantast football, or just with anything that need a perfect luck and timing strategy.
Oh your fantasy football team won with 78 pts when every other team in our 12-team league scored more than you? That's some fantastic Jarrod Timing.
by The Legit Merriam-Webster November 10, 2021
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Tendy Time

A form of self care; A tender moment where you check in on how you’re feeling and tend to your needs by treating yourself to chicky tendies.
Just cuz we indulge in a tendy time once in a while (often), doesn’t mean we don’t also enjoy adult food, we just don’t discriminate.
by Thetendyking July 10, 2024
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Time-Based Simulation

Refers to the Time-Based Simulation hypothesis. This hypothesis suggests instead of a big bang portions of the universe were sucked into an ultimate black hole so quickly that "time" was left separate from space-time.

This all encompassing "time" without space created a simulation of matter aka space. This allows for multiple dimensions, Quantum Tethering, and Time dilation due to time simulating previous space without an existing space to do so. This also restricts time within the Time-Based Simulation from creating a simulation within the simulation.
by Klueade August 12, 2025
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chip time!!!

when dave gets a bag of yummy yummy chip and eats chip. dave likes to share chips with his pals: gavin, honey bee, bee, kins, possum, gordon, joe, maddie, and more! he even shares with doctor sunshine!
dave said it was chip time!!!
doctor sunshine asked if it was chip time!!!
by davesayschip April 21, 2020
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Dino Time

The first phrase spoken by Hellen Keller, after she learned how to speak
by Punior February 18, 2019
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