Bust A Nose Nut

To get satisfaction from a particularly violent sneeze

Didn't think it was gonna happen there, but thankfully the sun helped me bust a nose nut

by Kramardi June 3, 2021

Fluffy Nutted Erection

When your erection gets a cottony/pus filled substance on the head from all that gonorrhea from your neighbors ex-girlfriend.

Mike: Dude, she just fluffy nutted your ass.
John: Damn straight. I got a fluffy nutted erection for life.

by randomgirl182 October 9, 2012

Coca-nut

A sexual act in which a man who is receiving fellatio holds down the sub's head just as he is about to nut, while simultaneously administering a bump of cocaine to the sub.

I gave her my signature move last night... the coca-nut.

by D13DR0 April 13, 2022

Nig nuts

The nuts from a Nigerian man

Tyler: I like nig nuts and I cannot like

Ryan: Ay that's gay

Noah: Dude what the fuck

by Gayasstiller September 28, 2019

stuart nuts

A condition causing a man to have one elongated testicle named after Stuart from the Big Bang theory who was afflicted with this condition

One of my balls feels wierd I must have Stuart nuts

by davidm998 May 25, 2016

thees nut

A different way of saying deez nutz. This one is actually funny.

Thees nut.

by naughtytexting June 5, 2016

Nut

The cosmic blast of man goo, akin to a rocket launch but with more emotional damage and fewer safety protocols.

Example: "He saw the PS6 reveal and detonated a nut so hard it registered on the Richter scale."

by TrippieDaFatMF December 18, 2024