Nuts and Boltsacks

Another way of saying, "Bollocks!" when something goes wrong.

Oh, Nuts and Boltsacks!

by GallopingSausage June 12, 2018

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cherrie nuts

testicles ejaculate so much semen that they turn bright red

I got CHERRIE NUTSS!!!!!.

by wilcox is not anyones bitch June 26, 2009

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a fat ass nut

An expression used to indicate that something was very good/enjoyable

*A conversation between a couple is screenshotted and posted*
*The screenshot is then posted on instagram*
Caption: “After midnight conversation are a fat ass nut PERIOD🤪🤤”

by bitchfuckyourhoeshit April 23, 2018

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The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares

Whenever a male is sexually aroused during the night and wants to masturbate but is too lazy or scared that he will wake his parents up when he moves to get tissues. He then masturbates with the intention of not nutting but ends up losing control and overestimating his choad causing him to nut all over himself. This putts him in a much worse situation than before by forcing him to get up and clean it and also risk being caught by his parents with the task of explaining why he has nut all over himself. Basically, a literal fucking nightmare come true.

"Dude, did you hear about what happened to Andrew and why he's not at school today? I heard that he had The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares and his mom caught him bro!"

by The Keeper of Knowledge69 June 13, 2018

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Nut Cheeking

When a male constricts the flesh of his scrotum to form a fold between the two testicles, causing the sack to resemble two butt cheeks and a butt crack (also called a nut crack in the context of nut cheeking.)

I thought he had a butt on his front but he was just nut cheeking.

by Swipperton December 31, 2020

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