When your girl is weirded out by you eating her pussy while she is on the rag I.e. eating pizza, so she calls in a friend to take over.
Guy: Hey Babe, come over here and sit on my face.
Girl: Sorry babe, Ive got an actively leaking hatchet wound, I’ll have to call in a cunt double.
Girl: Sorry babe, Ive got an actively leaking hatchet wound, I’ll have to call in a cunt double.
by Silverback nutsack January 7, 2024
Get the Cunt Doublemug. When your pussy lips hang low.
by SC812 September 11, 2009
Get the Cunt Curtinmug. by That One Osu Guy April 26, 2020
Get the Cuntmug. 
The most used word in australia describing ya mates, road rage, calling someone dumb, telling someone to rip a skid, ya mates mad, fully send it.
1. Yeah Nathan he can be a cunt but ya gotta love him for being a cunt
2. Where's your indicator cunt
3. Fuck your a dumb cunt
4. Rip a skid cunt
5. You're a mad cunt
6. Fucking fully send it cunt
2. Where's your indicator cunt
3. Fuck your a dumb cunt
4. Rip a skid cunt
5. You're a mad cunt
6. Fucking fully send it cunt
by m.l.k❤️ May 4, 2020
Get the Cuntmug. by Obsessive_Fangirl April 16, 2022
Get the Cuntmug. A a lad that is very cuntish, the type of guy to get head boy because he is disabled. Loves kicking balls and licking gooch, known for lifting weights while eating side show bobs calf’s. Works at Greggs bc he is violent molested by family. Does not eat cheese onion crisps because it reminds him of the time a kick stepped on his white creps, he calls people nibby and tells them to relax to trigger them
“You’re just like that disabled cunt”
In bed with another girl, a girl looks at your penis sees its sloppy and calls you a disabled cunt
In bed with another girl, a girl looks at your penis sees its sloppy and calls you a disabled cunt
by Nedddybear May 17, 2018
Get the disabled cuntmug.