What’s two times a parable?

Gay men.

“What’s two times a parable?”
“Gay men. You’ve told me this joke a thousand times.”

by PETAandanimalrightssupporter99 July 16, 2019

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by FrenchVanillaSake March 01, 2025

Drayton Time

Take a normal time that people will agree on to meet and multiply it by 5. Then you might be scratching the surface of Drayton Time.

Damn that man is 3 hours late. He must be on Drayton time.

by thatcaulkbender February 08, 2022

Time-Segment

It is like a time line but it does not go on forever. It ends the same way a line-segment would in geometry.

"Dude! The paper is due by the January 3 time-segment. "

"To bad it isn't on a time-line schedule."

by Flyaway030303 June 09, 2015

Part Time Jew

Someone who does not believe in god but participates in jewish holidays because they feel jewish guilt.

synonym - jatheist

There were a lot of part time jews in my high school.

by Camille12 April 05, 2023

Popcorn time

When you're having sex on your friends couch with a girl dressed as popcorn.

Man 1: "Hey what is Jonathan doing on your couch with that girl dressed as popcorn?"

Man2: "Oh you know, it's popcorn time"

by Auriohn September 15, 2021

Popcorn time

Enjoying the sight

Look at all the chaos those guys are causing
It's popcorn time

by veNevvv January 16, 2022