Acting overtly suspicious to onlookers during an exchange with another person that is supposed to be facilitated in a discreet and unnoticeable way.
by ContrivedCarelessness October 5, 2025

by Tarheel 61 August 13, 2016

by Gonzilla August 16, 2023

A cigarette. Derived from monkey fuck.
by Not Your Pseudonym August 17, 2022

When you act on primal instincts and drives, such as a desire to mate, eat or procure shelter. Is in opposition of acting rationally.
Alec: Bro you know she isn't into you why are still trying to get laid?
Mathew: I don't know man, total monkey brain.
Mathew: I don't know man, total monkey brain.
by drmaurice February 1, 2024

Used to describe a black person. Molasses is a sticky brown substance that moves slowly when poured; this implies that the subject is slow and brown. Monkey is added for alliteration and extra racist effect.
by Mr. Nigsquillius III April 22, 2024

Various species of monkeys (and apes) act as if a predator is close by, sounding the alarm, in order to distract others allowing the pretender to steal food away from their peers; hence the thief is a "monkey liar".
by leckyburnet July 13, 2013
