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Melon monkey

A female who generally acts like a primitive ape
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Person A: I use Twitter
Person B: Shut up, melon monkey!
by skoooping September 6, 2020
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Monkey

Sam panter; aged 20, lives in Colchester
Mmmmm monkey
by AlfieTheCodman September 9, 2020
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Monkey face

Alan walker’s favourite sexual fetish

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monkey face
a peverse sexual act involving ejaculation of semen and use of pubic hair. firstly the male pubic region is shaved, the female then begins felatio upon the male,at the point of ejaculation the male withdraws his penis from the females mouth and ejaculates semen all over her face (commonly known as a money shot) the pubic shavings are then thrown onto the semen to resemble a monkeys face!
"alright Emma can i give you a monkey face?"
by Dirtydogger101 September 10, 2020
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Monkey

A slang term for molly/ecstasy pills usually used in Florida.
I been rollin off the monkeys I don’t fuck with xans.
by BigSteppa September 15, 2020
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Monkey

Someone who is a monkey has the name Harry and has dyed hair and skateboards.
You are a monkey
by Harry is a monkey September 19, 2020
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dick hopn sock monkey

Females who change there sexual partners more often than they change underwear...
This towns full of dick hopn sock monkeys bro!
by Savage Chic September 20, 2020
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Monkey

A animal that loves bananas not very intelligent but able to train and do tricks they are very cute and funny.
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