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Hot Monkey

Acting overtly suspicious to onlookers during an exchange with another person that is supposed to be facilitated in a discreet and unnoticeable way.
You're making us look Hot Monkey by putting the interior lights on
by ContrivedCarelessness October 5, 2025
mugGet the Hot Monkeymug.

karate monkey

You betta back up homey. He fixin to go karate monkey on yo ass.
by Tarheel 61 August 13, 2016
mugGet the karate monkeymug.

Monkey Cucker

One who fucks the owner of a monkey while the monkey sits in a chair and watches.
That Mat sure is a Monkey Cucker; even after the monkey started watching he kept on fucking her.
by Gonzilla August 16, 2023
mugGet the Monkey Cuckermug.

Monkey

A cigarette. Derived from monkey fuck.
heyo man wanna hit this monkey
by Not Your Pseudonym August 17, 2022
mugGet the Monkeymug.

Monkey Brain

When you act on primal instincts and drives, such as a desire to mate, eat or procure shelter. Is in opposition of acting rationally.
Alec: Bro you know she isn't into you why are still trying to get laid?
Mathew: I don't know man, total monkey brain.
by drmaurice February 1, 2024
mugGet the Monkey Brainmug.

Molasses Monkey

Used to describe a black person. Molasses is a sticky brown substance that moves slowly when poured; this implies that the subject is slow and brown. Monkey is added for alliteration and extra racist effect.
Yew got damn molasses monkey!
Yet slower than molasses, monkey!
by Mr. Nigsquillius III April 22, 2024
mugGet the Molasses Monkeymug.

monkey liar

To lie in order to cause a distraction.
Various species of monkeys (and apes) act as if a predator is close by, sounding the alarm, in order to distract others allowing the pretender to steal food away from their peers; hence the thief is a "monkey liar".
by leckyburnet July 13, 2013
mugGet the monkey liarmug.

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